How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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