Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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