Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just invented taco cereal.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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