My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
