remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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