she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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