Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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