I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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