This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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