one might say we're banned from that church
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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