Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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