If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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