lets start a swedish sibling band together
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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