saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
we should paint friendship bongs
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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