I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
