My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My dick has a subreddit
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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