I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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