Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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