after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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