Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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