Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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