Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Randomize
