Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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