Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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