I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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