He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
