i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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