Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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