I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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