A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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