Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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