Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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