New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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