Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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