Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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