Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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