matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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