Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
