My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
do herpes really smell.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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