I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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