he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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