fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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