haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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