She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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