Define "chronic" masturbator.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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