Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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