Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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