i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
When are your genitals available?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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