What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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