its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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