...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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