im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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