just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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