hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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